Several liberal lunatics have been making threats to defect to Canada should Donald Trump become president.
Canadian government officials state that since Donald Trump’s election to the Oval Office appears inevitable they are looking into building their own wall between Canada and the United States to prevent the influx of the leech-like liberals.
Representatives of the Gouvernement de Sa Majesté state that such a non-contributing liberal influx would have a crippling effect on governmental budgets citing the United State’s own failed budgets as examples of the possible damage.
The Governor General of Canada also commented that they don’t want the racism ideology to be spread through their country who currently has no racial problems. “We want to avoid and repel that certain class of people who are destructive troublemakers”, he said.