BLM and White Apologist Say Solar Eclipse Racist

North Carolina – BLM spokes people have decided that the solar eclipse is racist and demand that everyone stop celebrating it’s occurrence.

BLM explains that the solar eclipse is representative of Black oppression because the moon, a dark lifeless black sphere, represents the Black struggle by blocking out the sun’s “Whiteness”, but the symbology inherent in the swift return of the sun (whiteness) conquering the Black moon in the minds of BLM represent the continued White oppression of Blacks.

Therefore BLM insists that anyone who celebrates the eclipse, or even watches the eclipse, is racist.

The Atlantic, a political magazine, has determined that the total eclipse of the sun due to occur on Monday will fail to affect enough black people.

The Atlantic’s very lengthy essay on the failure of the eclipse to occur where a sufficient number of Black people reside is entitled “American Blackout.” It clocks in at a remarkable 4,544 words and does not appear to be satire.

Alice Ristroph

Concerning “the Great American Eclipse,” Brooklyn Law School professor Alice Ristroph writes in the rapidly deteriorating magazine, “there live almost no Black people”… “along most of its path.”

The Atlantic’s long-winded law professor assures readers that “implicit bias of the solar system” is “presumably” not the cause of eclipse’s failure to affect enough Black people… in an effort to plant the suggestion that even the solar system itself victimizes Blacks.

The majority of Whites are simply worn out with Blacks. Exhausted by their constant demands, their neediness, their helplessness, their hypocrisy, their never ending problems, their inability to take advantage of the myriad opportunities practically delivered to them, their ungratefulness, their refusal to take responsibility for their own lives or accept the consequences of their actions.

Whites have just thrown in the towel. They can’t keep caring about problems that they obviously can’t do anything about. Especially when they have brought at least some of it on themselves, or when they won’t make the lifestyle changes necessary to succeed or to overcome or avoid their problems.

It’s nonsense like this that’s why Donald Trump was elected President.

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